FUGGLER BUTT UGLY PETS – RABID RABBIT PLUSH

Height: 22cm

Features: Human-like teeth, slitted eyes, long ears, pink hair

Fur: Pink

Phlegm consistency: Runny

Description: This repulsive rabbit may just be what your home is looking for.

But then again, it may not. It may have big, floppy ears, but there’s something about its beady eyes and crooked teeth that just doesn’t sit right.

You may want to stock up on carrots to keep it from chewing its way through your living room.

And make sure you don’t put two of them together. Rabbits breed like, well, rabbits.