FUGGLER HAIRY FUGGS – SQUIDGE

Height: 22cm

Features: Human-like teeth, slitted eyes, long arms, pink hair

Fur: Purple fuzzy

Fart Velocity: Moist

Phlegm consistency: Smelly

Description: You looking at my hair? What’s wrong with it?”

This monster is fiercely defensive as onlookers stop and stare at its botched haircut.

But beware, if you linger too long, this manic miscreant will unleash its fury by rearranging your locks, leaving you bewildered as your short ‘do morphs into a 5-foot mane in a putrid shade of vomit.