FUGGLER BUTT UGLY PETS – UNCLADIMIR TOOTIN PLUSH

Height: 22cm

Features: Human-like teeth, slitted eyes, pink nose, short pink hair

Fur: Pink

Phlegm consistency: Loose

Description: There isn’t a hair on this hairless rat. The clue was in the name, actually.

Probably rescued from some mad scientist’s lab, this rat is embarking on an experiment of its own – wrecking your home and your no claims bonus.

It’s probably just after some love and companionship, but it has a weird way of showing it.