FUGGLER BUTT UGLY PETS – MR. BUTTONS PLUSH

Height: 22cm

Features: Human-like teeth, slitted eyes, beige hair

Fur: Beige / Cream

Fart Velocity: Moist

Phlegm consistency: Sprayer

Description: A leaping, lunatic liability, this Fuggler has the energy of a golden retriever which it channels into malicious mayhem.

Go ahead, take it for long walks on the beach. You’ll never tire this Fuggler fiend out, though.

And the moment it’s home, it’ll really go to town on your carpet. But if that appeals to you, you’re golden.